I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.
It speaks volumes.
its just a toaster
Don’t say that
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
Dean is so done with Cas’ shit that he has to invade his gif
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know
“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.”
How wonderful :)
oh yes please
Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.